Bungo Duggins - Staff Reporter
Notorious Cobbfather multi-recordholder and lone inaugural nominee of the Dizzy Leonard Hall of Dizzy Leonard, the eponymous pitcher has found himself in a new and unforeseen situation of difficulty - he is no longer the apple of Loins GM topoftheworld's eye.
A source close to Leonard say that he found out through backdoor channels, gossip, and since deleted Tik Tok chats, and has been nigh inconsolable ever since. "He's been sobbing non-stop in his trophy room, looking longingly at his three All-Star trophies, and his portrait of topoftheworld on the wall. I tell you man, it's sad to see somebody who Dizzy thought had his back for life discard him like yesterdays news and find himself a new huckleberry.
He added, "topoftheworld was going to be the guest of honor at Dizzy's induction into the Hall, he's been there for him from the beginning. But now.. We'll just have to see how it goes. Dizzy's pretty busted up over this. I mean it's been three days since he has recorded a new infomercial to promote his Hall. That's 100% unlike him. I'm here for him though, as are a few others. Juan Saenez called him, and told him that as soon as the travel advisories are lifted he's flying in, and buying three crates of duty free tequila from Skymall on the way."
With the ever important Hall of Fame induction date approaching rapidly, CPG staff expect further developments in this evolving story.