Thursday, September 14, 2023

S57 - Bills Update

Jessica Fletcher - contributing reporter


We've hit the last day of Arbitration and moving towards Free Agency. Our top 5 big spenders are:

  • Philadelphia Harpers - $111.0M
  • Chicago Gunslingers - $110.2M
  • Oklahoma City Barons - $106.3M
  • Pittsburgh Yinzers - $101.6M
  • Sante Fe Surf Riders VIII - $101.2M
Our bottom 5 spenders include:
  • Augusta Alcoholics - $17.7M (will they go for 4 straight years of $40+ prospect spending?)
  • Tacoma Aroma - $22.6M (outside of first season, has yet to be above $55M)
  • Mexico City Staring Frogs - $25.3M (Mas Tequila!)
  • New York - $27.4M (a long way from S55's $134M)
  • Montreal - $37.7M (the exchange rate must be worse for French Canadians)

Here's a look at the payrolls post-arbitration, listed by how much budget they have remaining. Could be spent on free agents / IFAs / buying division titles / ponzi schemes / Tim Horton's donuts / their favorite twitch streamer.  


Take out the rebuilding teams who will be looking to transfer money for IFA spending, the FA market is looking like this:
  1. Dover - 65.3M (this is the team to watch)
  2. Tokyo - 41.1M (Proven to be a big spender)
  3. Boston - 40.1M (has to deal with Atlanta more than any other team on this list)
  4. New Orleans - 37.1M (Get ready for SP spending!)
  5. Milwaukee - 33.0M (jbb in his 29th season, will look to get back on top of the division)
  6. Anaheim - 26.2M (looking for owner's first second or above finish in the division)
  7. Columbus - 20.6M (doesn't have much competition within the division this year)
  8. Hartford - 18.9M (will they get Bonk to resign with them? Will Bonk get a max deal?)
  9. Vancouver - 17.3M (boo canada!)
  10. Pittsburgh - 16.4M (not likely to spend much, but are they rebuilding?)
  11. Chicago - 15.8M (tight division race, he knows where to find talent)
  12. Santa Fe - 15.8M (will spend every bit on these millions remaining)
  13. Minnesota - 15.8M
  14. Jacksonville - 15.5M
  15. Salem - 15.5M
  16. Salt Lake City - 15.2M
  17. Philadelphia - 14.0M
  18. Houston - 13.8M
  19. Oklahoma City - 6.7M