Gabrielle O. Alvarez-Tillman - Contributing Reporter.
Wednesday, May 4, 2022
Draft Recap S51
Tuesday, April 5, 2022
Meet the Owner - fosterdj3
Catherine Trammell - Contributing Reporter
A: My spare time is spent collecting four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet to make sure that I beat that loser in Chicago every year. I also like to fish.
Q: Besides having the opportunity to beat the commissioner of the league on a regular basis, what did you like most about taking over your (now) Tucson franchise?
A: The canucks are whatever. But these halfwits in Buffalo and Chicago, crashing through tables in parking lots, eating their casserole and telling us it's pizza. Omar Gonzales is coming for them in weather appropriate clothing.
Q: Having made the World Series last season, where do you feel your team needs the most improvement?
A: There's a pitcher in my bullpen named Ted Rando. He's complete and total dogshit. Everyone was saying how good we was for the locker room, but then I realized they were actually talking about Ted Lasso. I should probably cut that guy.
Q: What is your favorite part about building a franchise? Do you try to make a lot of trades? Would you rather build through the draft or IFA? Or just buy a team like Steinbrenner used to do?
A: People don't send me trades because they're cowards, so I have to focus on getting more draft picks than everyone else while artificially raising the price of every single important free agent out of spite.
Q: Of your current roster, who do you like most? Promise they will never read these articles? What about prospects? Who are you looking forward to the ML team in the next couple of seasons?
A: Omar Gonzales is the best player in the world. He's never playing anywhere else. He's going to hit 1,000 homers. The prospects coming up next will be whoever high fives Omar the best.
Q: What are your goals for the upcoming season? Do you expect to repeat as division and NL champion?
A: Wake me up for Tuba Time. That's what we call the playoffs around here. Tuba Time.
Q: Know your only in your second season here at Cobbfather, but what has been your favorite aspect(s) so far?
A: Other than the fact that you chumps in the National League just roll out the red carpet for new owners to cruise to the World Series in their first year? idk, the blog seems alright.
Q: What advice would you give a new owner in Cobbfather? Besides making sure to ignore most conversations with Ploppie?
A: I don't know who that is. My advice is to try and play Chicago in as many games as you can.
Q: Any final thoughts going into the Season?
A; The "Messiah's" in Portland need an SP alright, right after their stupid misspelled nickname. Joker in OKC spelled "Barrens" wrong, too. Are we done here? See y'all at the championship parade in Tuscon. Wear your best hat.
Tuesday, March 29, 2022
Meet the Owner - CollegeBoy33
Catherine Trammell - Contributing Reporter
Q: Tell us about
Collegeboy33. What is he like? What does he do in his spare time when not
obsessing over your rosters?
A: CB is a man that wears
many hats, but none that fit perfectly. When not working, I try home
improvement, parenting, fantasy sports, etc. I gave up real sports years ago
with injuries piling up.
Q: What did you like most
about taking over your Boston franchise? You have some big shoes to fill taking
over an owner who had that franchise for 50 seasons.
A: I liked OKC first! ;) BOS was two fold. 1- I
can't stand terribly managed, bloated contracts and BOS didn't have those.
Which leads to 2- it appeared alog and I didn't have similar philosophies, so
having type A/B departing FAs allows me to take it in a different direction
more quickly on my terms.
Q: We heard that the
commissioner promised you one team and then took it away from you. Is this
true? How much do you want to punch the commissioner in the face for that?
A: Haha, yeah what a jerkstore.
Q: We know that you are
newer to Hardball Dynasty, so what is your favorite part about building a
franchise? Do you try to make a lot of trades? Would you rather build through
the draft or IFA? Or just buy a team like Steinbrenner used to do? From the
looks of your first offseason, I'm guessing the draft with 7 of the first 50
picks in the draft.
A: You're guessing right. I love the draft. It's
all in my control to get exactly what I'm looking for. I probably spend way too
much time prepping as I can get to about a top-125 list of players. I get
burned on intl too many times, whether from poor scouting or being outbid and
then sitting on cash with no good players left. I'm always scouring rosters for
good trade fits, but I'm not too active out of the gate since I don't have a
good grasp on guys historically yet. I'm telling you, prepping so much for
drafts really gets me intimate knowledge on a lot of guys that I'll remember
down the road.
Q: Of your current roster,
who do you like most? Are there prospects that you are looking forward to
promoting? Prospects that you want to see develop? What are you looking forward
to with your ML team in the next couple of seasons?
A: Oof tough question. There's not a lot to like
on the ML team anymore since they all left! I like Yarnall and Alvarez in the
MiL but just because they're the most recent too guys picked. Like above, I'm
looking forward to getting new guys that fit my style.
Q: What are your goals for
the upcoming season?
A: Goals - In my 17 short seasons, I struggled my
first 8. Since then, I've won my division every single season, and that
includes taking over teams in two other leagues that were abysmal. Not sure I
can do it this season, but I'm going to try. I'm also a big proponent of MiL
team success. I almost like that more than ML.
Q: Know it's only in first
season here at Cobbfather, but what has been your favorite aspect(s) so far?
A: I really like the banter on the chat board. The
game itself is the cerebral part, but the WC is entertaining.
Q: Do you have any advice
you would like to give to others for HBD? What brought you success in your
other franchises?
A: Advice? Hmmm. Plan ahead with your finances.
I'm typically about 3 seasons out on knowing exactly what my contracts, payroll
and budgets will be. I know what position I'll need to focus on and what I can
afford. That's why I struggled the first few years.
Q: There seems to be a bias
against Canada, especially from that team on the Bayou, so I ask you--Canada?
Yay or Nay?
A: I'm indifferent, eh. (EDITOR NOTE: The correct answer is nay!)
Q: We heard through the
grapevine that you knew goldenbear88. Is this true? Anything you want to say
about him, good or bad? Doubt he'd read this anyway. ;)
A: I 'met' Goldenbaer virtually right here in HBD.
He worked IRL with my old high school bud. That guy is who got me into this HBD
drug addiction. I feel like I know GB through the association of my hometown
bud.
Q: Any final thoughts going
into the Season?
A: I'm glad to be a part of Cobbfather. I actually
really like that I don't know anybody here. There are some guys that are in so
many leagues (and they usually aren't the greatest competitors) that it's
refreshing to think everyone here appreciates the game and not just the volume
of teams. I am curious though..why 'Cobbfather', and should I be concerned with
some unpleasant history with the 'Cobb' league?
Sunday, March 20, 2022
S51 Time for the Hall - Part 2
Eli Cash - contributing reporter
Alright folks, part two is here; let's take a look at the pitchers up for Hall voting. As a reminder, HoF voting ends 12/22 am, so be sure to get those votes in and make them count. The pitching is a little more clear cut than the hitting was, always a little tough to gauge it seems. Another refresher for those who missed the Part 1 - particularly the primer for a detailed explanation of the three scoring system we use. As a quick reminder, a sure thing for a hitter is 60/130/500, for a starter its 60/130/420 and for a reliever (who doesn't use the Test Score) is 130/250. You'll see them highlighted in blue below.
Armando Merced - received Eli Cash's vote

