Richard Castle - contributing reporter
Time to update those power rankings in Cobbfather. Let's see who has moved up, down, and all around. We have a new #1, with New York climbing 3 to the top spot. The top 5 are clear, New York, Colorado Springs, Oklahoma City, Columbus, and Scranton; in that order. The (clearly) Canadians and Massacres both fall 8 spots. That bullpen for Vancouver can't be expected to do everything themselves! Working their way out of the pit with their new promoted S44 #1 Overall pick Rip Bromberg leading the way are the Yinzers climbing 6 to the #11 ranking. But Cincy earns the award for biggest climb since the offseason, up 8 spots to #18 overall. Still a long ways to go for those Dragons. The system may underrated their team 3.13 ERA. Speaking of underrated, the system sure doesn't like Charlotte. Ranking them 29 at the start of the season and only bumping them 5 spots to #24. Not even 22 wins can give them the respect they deserve in the system. Go get 'em Centurions!Monday, March 29, 2021
Thursday, March 18, 2021
Hall Recap
Eli Cash - contributing reporter
Hall of Fame Voting Recap
Season 47 Hall of Fame voting without a new member being elected. Let's take a look at those votes and who once again are hopefuls for next year. Once nominated, a players is eligible for 5 seasons. We'll start to track the progress each player makes over those years to see if they get any closer. Unfortunately I haven't been around enough, blame Canada, to track anything past Season 46. As it currently stands, a player needs 17 of the 32 owners to vote them in; or in the math world they might say 1 more than half.
Raul Galvez 10 first year votes, and rightfully so; he scores last year's Hall of Famer Ahmed Ratliff. A 203 Monitor score puts him in the George Brett, Mike Piazza, and Vlad Guerrero range. It also ranks him above 8 other Cobbfather Hall of Famers. 6x All Star, 2x MVP, and 2x World Series Rings at Centerfield. 13 seasons with 30+ HR, driving in 100+ RBI, and hitting over 1,000 extra base hits in 12 seasons. Only 3 HoFers have more seasons with 100+ RBI, Jarrod Griffiths | Willie Cerda | Albert Cruz. Three of our top hitting Hall of Famers. For the chicks who digs the long ball, he was just 2 home runs shy of 600 for his career and drove in an amazing 1692 RBIs. He also hit the 2500 hit plateau. Surely within the next 4 seasons, he'll get the additional 7 votes needed for his induction into the Hall.Armando Merced exits with what he entered with, 11 votes. He is the closest player on the ballot to the Hall. Credited with 3x as many strikes out as walks. 7 seasons with 14+ wins and better than a .700 winning percentage. 7x All Star, surpassed 250 Wins (270), and 3k Strikeouts. His Monitor Score bests 9 other current HoFers, 3x 20+ Win seasons and 6x 200+ Strikeout seasons. He tops Edgar Cortez in nearly every category!
Wednesday, March 17, 2021
Got 5 on it!
Jessica Fletcher - contributing reporter
With the season started, let's take a quick look at payroll. Nearly $310M still out there in cap space. That's A LOT of Tim Hortons and Maple Syrup for the Canucks! Helena is looking in a good spot for a late season acquisition at the trade deadline, if not sooner. Wonder if any of our rebuilding teams have anything to offer, maybe some bullpen help judging by the recent rankings.Tuesday, March 16, 2021
S47 Initial Power Rankings
Richard Castle - contributing reporter
Initial Season 47 Power Rankings
Last season we saw Helena, Oklahoma City, and Colorado Springs end the season as our top 3, in that order. Who made the best moves this offseason, who lost the least amount of talent, who is geared up for a Championship run? Could this be Florida's year? Okay, maybe that's a little too far. But we do have a new #1. Let's get straight to it:
After winning the World Series, Helena falls to #9 and looks to be the underdog for a repeat. The biggest climber is Vancouver, improving by 12 positions. Second is Anaheim moving up 11. Biggest faller is Cincinnati falling 9 positions.
Sunday, March 14, 2021
WINNING!
Jack Torrance - contributing reporter
Franchise stats. It's not just the current owner but all the owners that came before them...well except for Boston and Houston; it's just them.
Most wins: Houston Space Cowboys
Least wins: Scranton Hammers
Most Division titles: Houston Space Cowboys - 22
Worst Record with Division Title: San Fe Surf Riders VIII - Season 43 - 77-85
Best Record to not win Division Title: Boston Massacre - Season 25 - 111-51
Most Division Titles without World Series appearance: Trenton Reznors - 16
Most League Championships: Atlanta Expos - 11
Most consecutive League Championships: Dover Diamond Dogs (Pittsburgh) - 5 - Seasons 19-23
Most consecutive World Series Championships: Dover Diamond Dogs (Pittsburgh) - 3 - Seasons 21-23
Most World Series Championships: Houston Space Cowboys & Atlanta Expos - 5
Most wins without World Series Championship: Tucson Trappers - 3820 W
Moved the most: Trenton Reznors & Tampa Bay Deplorables - 14
Moved the least: Boston Massacre - 45 seasons and counting
The Fame Team
"In 2021 a crack sandlot baseball crew was excluded from the Hall of Fame for records they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from the maximum view of the public eye to the Cooperstown underground. Today, still not wanted by the Hall of Fame they survive as autograph signers of fortune. If you want their signature, and you have $40, and if you can find the flea market where they are at... maybe you can purchase a glossy of... The Fame-Team"
Underneath the beat up painted wooden sign over the Quonset hut door which announced the entrance into 'Bill-Bob's Flea Market,' four men stood in some confusion eyeing the morass of tables beyond. Filled with overpriced tiger print rugs, homemade jams and jellies, and more cheap jewelry than one might find at a Charming Charlies lay the destination table of their interest.
"Dizzy, you told me we'd make some money here and raise awareness of our exclusion from the Hall of Fame. But I don't think I could find even a used Captain and Tennille vinyl here for less than $30. Who on earth is going to come to this place?" asked a nondescript man in a forgettable grey baseball cap with a red H for the logo.
"Don't you worry, this is the place. I saw Pete Rose at one of these once, and he had a line three people deep! I am sure that there will be an even bigger line for Stubby Shaw, top five all time in At Bats in Cobbfather." The man grumbled and another voice behind him spoke up, low in tone and forceful in delivery. "I can't see my van from that table. Nobody better mess with my van while we are doing this! I took it to the chop shop and put in 12 subwoofers in the back and a portable DJ set, that stuff is worth more than the entire inventory of this junkyard!"
The man named Dizzy Leonard, in his Oklahoma drawl replied easily, "Now now Kendry Lunar, you put an alarm system on that right? If you didn't let me know, I sell mobile homes and used cars back home, and we can install one for you at the right price. But I know you are clutch and already thought of that, since you are #2 all time in two out RBIs."
The man named Dizzy was about to say something else when they all heard a crash somewhere deep within the Quonset hut market. A high pitched voice cried out, "Nobody puts Rocco Pember in a straight jacket! Nobody!"
Dizzy spoke up, "Well boys, we better go handle that, looks like Rocco found the vintage horror booth. He just hasn't been the same since he found out he had the worst all time groundball to flyball ratio in league history. Let's get that cleaned up before he ruins our autograph table before we even get it set up. I paid $200 in security deposit for that space"
As the three men disappeared into the Quonset hut flea market, a young boy looked up, holding a used baseball bat from a pile at a booth staffed by a man who looked like he smoked too much in one year for three men. He looked down at the name inscribed on the bat, and smiled with awe, and looked up at his father. "Can we buy it please, Dad?" he asked longingly, "It's only $54.99, and it's Quinton Allen signature edition, the career leader in Grounded into Double Plays!" The father replied, "Sure. Why not. Maybe someday you can grow up and own that record yourself." The boy smiled, happy that his father recognized greatness when he saw it.
Thursday, March 11, 2021
Location Location Location
Richard Castle - contributing reporter
Rumors has it, Cobbfather executives are still debating a major realignment. In it, they would eliminate the AL and NL, playing in one league with every team adopting the DH. Playoffs would be seeded similar to March Madness. The plan might be rejected year after year, but that doesn't stop them from talking about it.
Central: Austin, Houston, Oklahoma City, Jackson
East: Dover, Washington DC, Charlotte, Columbus
Midwest: Milwaukee, Iowa City, Chicago, Cincinnati
North: Scranton, Buffalo, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh
Northwest: Vancouver, Santa Fe, Helena, Colorado Springs
Northeast: Augusta, New York, Boston, Trenton
Southeast: Atlanta, Tampa Bay, Florida, San Juan
Southwest: Honolulu, Anaheim, Arizona, Tucson
By the way, imagine a 7 game series between Honolulu and San Juan; that's a 15.5 plane ride and 5,878 miles.
Park Factors
A new owners first big decision is where to play half of their games, and what kind of ballpark they want. With a wide range going from Colorado, pure hitter friendly, to Tacoma, pure pitcher friendly; and it's a big first decision. One thing some owners take into account are the other stadiums in their division. Let's take a quick look:
Best HR division: AL North
Top Hitters division: NL South
Pitchers dream division: NL West, they own the tiebreaker in park factor against AL East due to the better at limiting home runs.
Divisional Park Factors (listed hitter to pitcher friendly)
- 1.106 NL South
- 1.047 AL West
- 1.016 AL North
- 1.013 NL East
- 1.002 NL North - The Switzerland of Cobbfather divisions.
- 0.984 AL South
- 0.971 AL East
- 0.971 NL West
Tuesday, March 9, 2021
Coaches R Us
Richard Castle - contributing reporter
"I'm proud of the way you practiced today", "Whether He Plays or Not Will Be a Game Time Decision", & "I'm Proud of the Fact We Kept Fighting out There"? What is things you overpay a coach to say? Let's just straight in by creating tiers of our ML coaching staffs.
Joe McCarthy tier - This is the best of the best. They may not have the talent on their ML rosters, but their owner sure hopes they can squeak a few extras wins by retaining a great coaching staff.
- Philadelphia Harpers
- Houston Space Cowboys
Tony LaRussa tier
- Atlanta Expos
- Vancouver Canucks
- Florida Springbreakers
- Cincinnati Dragons
Joe Torre tier
- Jackson Flaxon-Waxon
- Buffalo Bisons
- Colorado Springs From My Loins
- Boston Massacre
- Columbus Corgis
- Milwaukee Metronomes
- Scranton Hammers
- Augusta Squeeze
- Iowa City Derecho Riders
- Arizona Armadillos
- Anaheim west coast bombers
Bobby Cox tier
- Tucson Tappers
- Pittsburgh Yinzers
- Washington DC Nationals
- San Juan Fudds
- Dover Hazmats
- Trenton Reznors
- Oklahoma City Barons
Joe Maddon tier
- Helena Hot Dogs
- Tampa Bay Deplorables
- Honolulu 'Apapnes
- Chicago Gunslingers
AJ Hinch tier - So much for teaching an old dog new tricks. The rosters of these teams likely have more coaching experience than the coaches themselves.
- Charlotte Centurions
- Santa Fe Surf Riders
- New York Empire
Looking Franchise wide, here are the top 5 hitting, pitching, and bench coach staffs. A lot of the bottom tier ML franchise have some great coaching staffs in their minor league system in hopes to coach up those prospects and get them ML ready. Without further ado:
Top 5 Hitting Coaching Staff (includes minor leagues)
- Cincinnati Dragons
- Anaheim west coast bombers
- Houston Space Cowboys
- Atlanta Expos
- Florida Springbreakers
Top 5 Pitching Coaching Staff (includes minor leagues)
- Philadelphia Harpers
- Columbus Corgis
- Florida Springbreakers
- Atlanta Expos
- Augusta Squeeze
Top 5 Bench Coaching Staff (includes minor leagues)
- Colorado Springs From My Loins
- Cincinnati Dragons
- Augusta Squeeze
- Florida Springbreakers
- San Juan Fudds
Monday, March 8, 2021
$wagger
Jessica Fletcher - contributing reporter
End of the Free Agent season, but that doesn't mean the spending is over.
Top 5 recent spenders (since last update)
- New York Empire - $49.4M
- Oklahoma City Barons - $34.9M
- Pittsburgh Yinzers - $31.4M
- Anaheim west coast bombers - $29.3M
- Scranton Hammers - $24.5M
Top 5 Offseason spenders overall
- New York Empire - $59.8M
- Anaheim west coast bombers - $56M
- Oklahoma City Barons - $48.9M
- Scranton Hammers - $48.7M
- Helena Hot Dogs - $45.6M
Top 5 budgets remaining
- Florida Springbreakers - $46.1M
- Washington DC Nationals - $43.2M
- Philadelphia Harpers - $34.5M
- Honolulu 'Apapanes - $31.4M
- Houston Space Cowboys - $23.5M
Sunday, March 7, 2021
On the move!
Jessica Fletcher - contributing reporter
Let's take a look at the original top 10 position players and top 10 pitchers, who has moved teams and who met or exceeded their original demands.
All-in-all, it's been a busy free agent off-season and there are plenty of names still out there. Excited to see how the landscape changes before the season starts.
Curious case of Wiki Unamuno
Eli Cash - contributing reporter
It's about that time again, voting for the Cobbfather Hall of Fame. We recently covered the players who received votes last year while releasing the three systems to review a players worthiness of the Hall. As a remind, here are the scores that are considered clinches to make the Hall.
- The Monitor
- 130+ virtual clinch
- 100-129 debatable
- The Test - does not rate RPs
- 60+ virtual clinch
- 50-59 debatable
- The Cash System
- Position Players
- 500+ virtual clinch
- 430-499 debatable
- Starters
- 420+ virtual clinch
- 390-419 debatable
- Relievers
- 250+ virtual clinch
- 200-249 debatable
Tuesday, March 2, 2021
Bills, Bills, Bills
Jessica Fletcher - contributing reporter
It's only been a few days, but let's check in on those payrolls and budgets. We are nearing the last day of Arbitration so we still expect a few changes before moving into Free Agency. Our top 5 big spenders are:
- Honolulu 'Apapanes - $45M
- Columbus Corgis - $39.1M
- Augusta Squeeze - $38M
- Chicago Gunslingers - $35.3M
- Helena Hot Dogs - $34.8M
- Philadelphia Harpers - $-0.5M (saved a half million, must be investing mutual funds)
- Charlotte Centurions - $3.8M
- Pittsburgh Yinzers - $5.9M
- Santa Fe Surf Riders VIII - $6.5M
- Florida Springbreakers - $8.8M
Here's a look at the payrolls late-arbitration, listed by current payroll. Includes budget space remaining and how much they've spent on resigning free agents / arbitration / slush funds / ponzi schemes.