The best name in season 2 was Heinie Olmos. Heinie has decent power, splits, contact, and a good batter's eye. When Heinie was young, he was always teased about his name. When he was hurt, his mom always called him a "pain in the ass" when he did poor in school, his teacher called him "a bad ass" , and when his girlfirend kissed him, she was heard saying" Kisisng him was like kissing an ass" No one knows why they say this, or probably cares. Heinie always takes it in stride and does not let it bother him.
